SCRIPT FOR A COLLEGE FUNCTION |
(Theme- Bollywood comedy) |
Entry on cycle. |
1. |
Song: “Do mastane chale jindgi banane.” |
2. |
Then introduction (rohit sharma) |
3. Dipesh: are yar itne din kaha tha bhai. |
Rohit: are yar mumbai ghumke aya bhai |
d: are mere liya kya laya?? |
r: lo karlo baat...gaav basa nahi aur bhikhari pehle aa gaye |
d:sale bus na ye hi dosti. |
r:are majak kar raha hu tere liye kapdae laya hu na yar. |
d: are waah yar..thankx yar..ha ha..kapdo se yad aya..ek bat bata mujhe ki... |
(PJ) ese konse kapde he ki jise pahente hi hum forighner ban jate he?? |
R: "smthng" |
D: "Odhni" ( ke nachu odhni odh ke yar..dil pardeshi ho gaya) |
R: (chid jata he) |
second pj- mumbai ke bar e me..salman khan par.. |
D: esi konsi cheez he k jise todte hi salman khan nachne lagta he?? |
R: "smthng" |
D: kasam (har kasam todke nachu) |
r:(chid jata hai ) |
then pj of rohit -amir khan |
pj ( aamir khan ke gharka bil) |
aamir ki maa: beta aajkal humare ghar ka bil itna jyada kyo aa raha he?? |
aamir: me kabhi batalata nahi...par andhere se darta hu me maa |
d: (chid jata hai) |
r: abhi to picture baki hemere dost...achcha chal aab ye bata..pj(NANO).. |
d: ha janata hu na..badme mera ku6 xtra.. |
r: kisna (ans) |
d:acha to ye bata...... |
BOLLYWOOD BEATS GROUP DANCE |
r:are boht ho gai bakvas....lets move on program |
r:do u know that today all bollywood beauties r here on our fest n they r performing for us.. |
d:no its no possible .... |
r:sach mae yar.. |
d:nahi ho sakta... |
r:ok.. lagta hain tuje demo dena hi padaega.. |
r:so..please puts yours hands together to wellcome the beauties of our collage. |
( )group to come and rock the stage... wid there dance of bollywood bits |
dance performence.. |
r:so that is what i call a perfomence.. |
d is going forward on stage n sit there and thinking some thing then i ask wht hepn.. |
d:are yaar abhi 14th feb gai na..... |
r:yaa...maja aa gya.. |
r; to kyu sad hai itna... |
d:shayri. |
after shayari...rohit laughes loudly...dipesh will try to stop him by getting angr y |
d: chal meri chhod...tu bata..tu bada kush lag raha hai..baat kya bhai?? |
"sharma" sharma raha he |
(song samjo ho hi gaya) with mech public |
d:yaar kya baat he...kaise kismat hai meri( is langoor ko bhi angoor mil gaya) |
r;han kya bol be. |
d:abe kuchh nahi kismat ki baat kar raha hu,... |
r:kismat ki baat nikli hai to ek sher pesh karna chahuga.. |
r:shayri..(on kismat).. |
HAYE RAE KISMAT |
d:on him calling the group.. |
entry with fortune group with a song and personly intro.. |
drama(haye rae kismat) |
d: stupendo fantabullasly f antastic..history... |
r:then i say some thing in enlish abt the drama.. |
d:he says some thing gujrati.... |
r:ha kya bol raha hai bae... kuch samj nahi aya.. |
r:abe dum hai to maere se english mae baat kar ke dikha .. |
D; abe tu mere ko samjata kya he?? ho jaya bet?? |
r: smthng abt umang sir..than he talk abt UMANG sir mere ko |
rohit goes to the umang sir n asking.. |
D:.eng,eng,eng,eng,eng,eng.. |
r:are apne collage e students yaar all rounders hai in se |
DANCE -fod daetae hai.. |
DRAMA-kara lo kamal ka karte hai,, |
d:wht abt singing songs .. |
SONG BY MITESH PANDEY(YAKKEN) |
r:uski to baat hi mat karo...uske ke liye humare pas dabbng hai. |
d:are kon vo chubul pandaye ....' |
R; nahi mitesh pandey...kuchha jyada fark nahi he...wo as a polish dabaang he aur ye |
as a singer d abaang he.. |
D & R: to please welcome THE DABBNG SINGER OF OUR collage |
d:aaeye pandae ji.. aeyae.. |
MECHANICAL MACHINE GROUP |
mimicry of dance performance... |
thn doing michal jackson..dipesh is going to back stage..n shrma comments on that...somthing.. |
s: intro of mech group dance form*( without expressions n leg moments) |
Sent by: Dipesh Shah |
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